To you Diet Coke drinkers, the Mad Tabber says, “Change flavors!”
Halloween is filled with hollow calories… but not when you choose Tab! (Unless you choose to chop up the can and turn it into a Tab O’Lantern. Then it’ll be hollow.)
"My name is Tab, and I’m proud to say that I’m 50 years old. I like to kick, stretch, and KICK. I’m 50!"
Then, out of the can came Thing Two and Thing Tab!
And they ran to us fast. They said, “Boy you look fab?
Would you like to drink pop with Thing One and Thing Tab?”
And Sally and I did not know what to do.
So we had to drink pop with Thing Tab and Thing Two.
We drank the stuff down. But our fish said, “No! No!
Those Things contain aspartame! Please make them go!”
“Have no fear, little fish,” said the Cat in the Hat.
“These Tabs are good Tabs.” And he gave them a pat.
“They are free… calorie free! And they have caffeine.
To give a little boost so you’re not so mean.”
Delectable Me 2 at a theater near you*!
*only if you’ve brought a Tab into said theater